Now I know: In DC, when you are parked in a street cleaning zone, the city provides an awesome valet service that moves your car to a spot that isn’t street cleaning that day AND they only charge $130 for it! Then when you go to get your car from where you parked it, and it isn’t there, you just call up the helpful dispatcher who tells you where they moved it to!
USMNT vs. Brazil. Finally real football @ FedEx Field
Anonymous asked:
what makes grass green?Its color
Anonymous asked:
If laughter is the best medicine, why do people say they 'died laughing'?Because that saying is homeopathy-based
julisms asked:
what is the best dive bar in DC?The Pug, on H St NE
How many strings have you had up your nose this morning?
A serving of Frank Deford with side of @nprinskeep tonight. A great meal for the mind.
Bryce Harper’s first home at-bat
I’m pretty happy with my first year stats for @bikeshare, especially that none of my rides were > 30 minutes, so I was never charged extra.
Awkward = forced talking in the elevator.
More awkward = forced talking in the elevator with the elevator repair man
You gotta commit
On the ferry from Lewes to Cape May.
I call it the bloody Chaplin
Is the return of my sense of smell imminent?